The Story Of Stinky McFlurry
It was many years ago now.... hmmm back in 1999 i think. I was bringing my ex to work. She worked at a local retail store but had to go in at 3am to move some stock and didn't want to drive. So i drive her into work and as i'm leaving the plaza i notice something moving in the exit-way. What the?!? All i could see was a McDonald's cup bobbing up and down...moving all over. Wait it was a McFlurry cup with those damn clear dome tops with the hole in it....oh wait...it's a skunk in the cup. His head's caught in it and the dome is keeping his head trapped! he was walking from side to side...cup going up and down... hitting the curb...backing away... in a frenzy. Oh no what can i do? I can't leave him like that! Ok, fine i'll help him!
I get out of the car...walk over. The skunk hears me cuz he stops short... i move closer... he gets at attention, standing on his tippy claws. He starts to turn his backside toward me... i run as fast as i could. He goes back to thrashing the cup on the ground. Hmmmm i need to try again. I edge up to him, now he's hissing and scratching his claws on the asphalt. He spins his backside around...oh shit! Damn i gotta get that cup off him! At this point i look behind me...there's a trucker sitting there in his truck laughing his ass off.. he cant leave because im blocking the only exit. He was dying laughing and now i was more determined to get that damned cup. I run up to stinky grab onto the cup and go to pull it off! Nothing he just comes flying towards me with the cup. Wow he's really stuck...if i don't get it off he's gonna end up dying. Now, at this point in time he's really pissed, scared, aggravated, and very on guard. All four paws are up on tippy claws and he's trying to get his back side positioned towards me to get me when i come up to him next time. Hmmm i'm gonna have to do this fast.... i run up again grab hold of the cup tightly...he lets out a squeal and "pop" off comes the cup but wait... damn the dome is still on his head.. i can't get that off. He can see me coming now... the trucker just about wet himself as the dome laden skunk and i shared a tense look at each other. He kind of looked like those dogs with the lamp shady things from the vets office. His eyes are huge and he runs off onto the brush.... dome and all. So one day if you're in Putnam Ct and you see a skunk with a McFlurry dome around its neck wave hi to Stinky McFlurry, just be careful he doesn't wave his backside at you!
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